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A limerick or two for St Patrick’s day March 16, 2006

Posted by boltzmann in Uncategorized.
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Revision of quantum mechanics
As a task is extremely titanic.
When you sit the exam
And the shit hits the fan
There’s only one remedy: Panic!

Relativity students in Physics
May be asked to compute geodesics
If you’re stuck on a rhyme
Don’t ask them – you’ll find
They can’t help – they’ve got quite enough work to do already, including problem sheets in plasma physics, quantum physics, relativity and statistical mechanics, as well as an entire lab report which they haven’t even started yet, all to be finished by Friday 24th, and with places to go at the weekend only serving to reduce the time available for work, and all you’re doing is distracting them with your meaningless limerick rubbish! Leave them alone, you inconsiderate arse!

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